A VERY SPECIAL “FUCK YOU” FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT SHIT COMICS
Hello friends. Go fuck yourselves. Go fuck yourselves for not having read this awesome fucking comic book. How does something like this exist without getting talked about? Admittedly, some of the book’s appeal may come from its invisibility; We felt no small excitement when our team of professional creepers found it while creeping the local library. Upon inspecting the book, our entire staff creamed simultaneously, yet upon orgasm, instead of feeling our brain cells explode into mist, we felt them expand and multiply. (Hi dad. Thank-you for reading.) You’re probably looking at that shitty cellphone picture up there and thinking “That does not look cool. That looks like a dumb porno for nerds and geeks. It is drawn in a purely representational style, and I can not stand it when a figure is drawn with more than two lines or fewer that one billion lines. I’m Matt Seneca.” Well fuck you, Matt. This is porn for the mind. This comic makes Small Favors look like your conservative nanny’s cook book. We are not going to describe it at all, because hopefully your eyes will do that for you, once you read it. Here’s how we recommend reading it: Once you’ve acquired a copy, pretend you’ve found it completely by accident - like some vagrant left it sitting on your kitchen table, or something - and you have never read our hyperbole. Then you too can have the experience of wondering why you’ve never heard of this amazing comic before. (Or you could spoil the fun, and read it online.) Just be sure to read it before one of those slimy self-described “comic critics” gets their claws on it and writes a sarcastic review, opening the book up for online shit-flinging “discussion”. Fuck you, and goodnight.
